Hoodie Allen - Cake Boy lyrics

rate me

This is for my instagram models

Eating up the cake, watch it go right to your bottom

You should get a new job, holler at McDonalds

Listen when I speak baby you could write a novel

The way I spit flows put you in a pickle cause you did it with no label

Got a crystal ball but I don’t need luck cause I ready got em pesos

It’s simpe treat em like kinkos cause they only tryina copy me

Last I checked you ain’t some handsome devil with a college degree

But you think you can have your cake and eat it too

Well tell me why these pretty women never leave with you

I even asked your mom and pops and they like we approve

That’s why your girlfriend screamin out my name,

I call that bettlejuice

Cause I’m the one she choosing as her preference

Minesota women show me love like I was Kevin

Pull up in your city I could swwear that’s no exception

Get up in my xbox because I’m well connected, kinected

[Hook]

I know some people out there used to hate

20 women in my trailer like I’m movin weight

Yeah, no wonder why we celebrate

Hold up, you ain’t invited homie you can bake a cake

Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake,

Homie you can bake a cake

They wanna talk but I don’t wanna conversate

Watch these women serve the pussy like it’s on a plate

Gordon ramsey though, watch me grab a fancy hoe

Just because we eatin doesn’t mean that we be on a date

Plus I’m more seth cohen that you’ve ever been

That’s why I take all these women down like medicine

You be poppin pills just to get some extra thrills

I said hell no to my lawyer you can throw out all my deals

I’m like ving rhames when I bring game

Put a bunch of cash under the table

And cop me a big name with a big house

And a show on basic cable

Probably be hosting some comedy roasts and just talking my shit

Cause it’s very explosive, they wanna control this like remote

Controllers and pull out the guns better give me a holster

I’m tryina coast along the coast cop me an aston

Nah I ain’t the son of christ but I got passion

You offended, oops, I ain’t even askin

I’m too busy fuckin these older women like I’m Ashton, bang!

[Hook]

I know some people out there used to hate

20 women in my trailer like I’m movin weight

Yeah, no wonder why we celebrate

Hold up, you ain’t invited homie you can bake a cake

Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake,

Homie you can bake a cake

I’m hoodie, I’m, I’m I’m hoodie

I’m hoodie, I’m, I’m I’m hoodie bitch.