Honk movie - The Collage lyrics
rate me<br>
Drake: <br>
As a drake my mistake was letting her go searching for my son and at one its not right<br>
I’ve spent weeks filling beaks hearing daddy! Daddy! Daddy!<br>
I’m depressed round the nest day and night<br>
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When Ida said she’d go, I had to let her, <br>
ashamed because this apron suits her better<br>
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Where’s the joy in motherhood, <br>
an endless round of chores that have to be done<br>
And when you think you’ve seen the back of them, <br>
you’ll find in actual fact you’re back at square one<br>
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There’s no joy in motherhood or if there is its something I just cant see<br>
Yet Ida seems to cope with all of this, <br>
and then on top of that she puts up with me<br>
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Duckling: (spoken) Daddy!<br>
Drake: (spoken) Now what!<br>
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Ida: <br>
I will search every pond I will search every stream, every river<br>
And the broadest of bays and the widest of lakes must be crossed<br>
While you are missing from my life, its me who feeling lost, without I feel I lost<br>
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Chorus: <br>
Look at her it’s a shame that she wont face the fact<br>
Look at her can’t she see the way the odds are stacked<br>
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Turkey: (spoken) <br>
Have you heard anything from Ida yet?<br>
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Drake: (spoken) <br>
Aye, the pigeon delivered the note this morning, it just says, <br>
I’m here Pratts Bottom, I don’t know whether<br>
that’s a place or if she’s just being offensive<br>
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Chorus: <br>
Look at her nothing shakes her from her strong belief<br>
Solo: Look at her………………………………..................nothing shakes her strong belief<br>
Chorus: Look at her it so hard to come to terms with grief<br>
Solo: Look at her………………………………....grief<br>
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Ida: (spoken) <br>
And he’s about so high with a rather characteristic honk<br>
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Greylag: (spoken) <br>
Sounds like that squaddy who shot through a while ago I say he shot through, <br>
it was us who were shot through practically brought about our Trafalgar, wot<br>
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Dot: (spoken) <br>
I think you mean Waterloo dear<br>
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Greylag: (spoken) Do I dear?<br>
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Chorus: <br>
Look at her so convinced that she is getting near<br>
Solo: Look at her……………………………….......so convinced she’s getting near<br>
Chorus: Look at her she may be a little late we fear<br>
Solo: Loot at her………………………………...she’s a little late we fear<br>
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Lowbutt: (spoken) <br>
But how do we know you’re not a cat<br>
Ida: (spoken) I beg your pardon<br>
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Lowbutt: (spoken) <br>
Well the last duck who came by here turned out to be a tom cat, <br>
one of those nasty transfeatherites<br>
Queenie: (spoken) Did somebody say tom cat?<br>
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Chorus: <br>
As each season slips away, sadly there’s a trend<br>
Common sense would seem to say<br>
There’s no happy end<br>
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Ida: (spoken) And he was last seen heading in the direction of Moorland Farm<br>
Cat: (spoken) I say that’s north of here isn’t it<br>
Ida: (spoken) Yes<br>
Cat: (spoken) How very interesting<br>
Ida: (spoken) You!<br>
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