Homestarrunner - New Town lyrics

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WELL! <br />

<br />

the poopsmithe he could talk (hello!)<br />

and marzipan could rock<br />

and the stick would be a big old <br />

tree that ate everyone<br />

exept the cheat and me! <br />

(and me)(we'll see)<br />

and the king of town would be <br />

underground in a box <br />

filled up with peas!! (i hate peas)<br />

( i know!)<br />

<br />

Bubs would give away flamethrowers<br />

that shoot chocolate hundered<br />

dollar bills (invitation chocolate)<br />

and my stupid baby<br />

brother would have been born<br />

with horns and a tail (im evil)<br />

and Coach Z would wear his cool <br />

jacket, and homestar just<br />

couldnt hack it (i quit)<br />

and pom pom wouldn't<br />

change at all, so he'd<br />

still be an idiot basketball!<br />

<br />

and this little weirdo<br />

would be a modestly<br />

hot girl to help me through the <br />

hard times, you know the<br />

kind that are only sort of <br />

hot so they dont mess around <br />

withb other guys!!!<br />

(uhhh, im forever your<br />

girl!!!)