Homestarrunner - New Town lyrics
rate meWELL! <br />
<br />
the poopsmithe he could talk (hello!)<br />
and marzipan could rock<br />
and the stick would be a big old <br />
tree that ate everyone<br />
exept the cheat and me! <br />
(and me)(we'll see)<br />
and the king of town would be <br />
underground in a box <br />
filled up with peas!! (i hate peas)<br />
( i know!)<br />
<br />
Bubs would give away flamethrowers<br />
that shoot chocolate hundered<br />
dollar bills (invitation chocolate)<br />
and my stupid baby<br />
brother would have been born<br />
with horns and a tail (im evil)<br />
and Coach Z would wear his cool <br />
jacket, and homestar just<br />
couldnt hack it (i quit)<br />
and pom pom wouldn't<br />
change at all, so he'd<br />
still be an idiot basketball!<br />
<br />
and this little weirdo<br />
would be a modestly<br />
hot girl to help me through the <br />
hard times, you know the<br />
kind that are only sort of <br />
hot so they dont mess around <br />
withb other guys!!!<br />
(uhhh, im forever your<br />
girl!!!)