Hollywood Undead - Bottle And A Gun lyrics
rate me[Intro]<br />
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve<br />
On the lonely streets of Sunset<br />
When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's<br />
J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Surfer, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff and The Producer<br />
<br />
(*Spoken*)<br />
Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon! <br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
And I can show you how to hump without making love<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
<br />
[Verse 1]<br />
My clothes are always retro<br />
Sexual like I'm hetro<br />
And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA! )<br />
Take a fun ride in my benzo<br />
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up<br />
Bust caps at the club like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)<br />
Got a gold ass grill<br />
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill<br />
Hop in the ride, let's roll<br />
I'm a baritone with a voice that's so low<br />
It'll make your speakers explode<br />
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH! )<br />
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways<br />
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAY! <br />
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch<br />
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with! <br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
And I can show you how to hump without making love<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
<br />
[Verse 2]<br />
Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro<br />
Introduce me to your mom as Charles<br />
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass<br />
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch! <br />
Wear the tight jeans that show your ass crack<br />
My first name gives Vietnam flash backs<br />
I get drunk and do the same old, same old<br />
Take three girls home, call them Charlie's Angels<br />
(What'chu gonna do after we get signed?)<br />
I'm gonna lose my mind<br />
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride<br />
Go back in time, be there that night and save Tupac's life<br />
Then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign<br />
I got the game on lock<br />
I'll have a bottle and a glock<br />
With biceps like The Rock<br />
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdock (hey! )<br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
And I can show you how to hump without making love<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
<br />
[Bridge]<br />
Get down, I'll show you how<br />
C'mon girl, let me show you how<br />
Let's get freaky deaky now<br />
(*repeat*)<br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
And I can show you how to hump without making love<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun<br />
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak<br />
<br />
[Outro]<br />
Get down, I'll show you how<br />
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch<br />
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with<br />
Get down, I'll show you how<br />
I'll have a bottle and a glock<br />
With biceps like The Rock<br />
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdock<br />
<br />
(*Spoken*)<br />
BITCH! What motherfucker! <br />
Haha...</
