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I could say that you're homely<br>
Just as homely as pie<br>
But this is Washington's Birthday<br>
And I've got to say you're beautiful<br>
'Cause I can't tell a lie<br>
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I could say that you're stupid<br>
Nothing up in your crown<br>
But this is Washington's Birthday<br>
And the truthful he<br>
Of the cherry tree<br>
Would look down on me<br>
And frown<br>
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I could say that I hate you if I try<br>
But I've got to say I love you<br>
'Cause it's February the twenty-second<br>
And I can't tell a lie<br>
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