Hermione Granger & Ron Weasly

Hermione Granger & Ron Weasly - My Name Is... lyrics

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*Hermione*

My name is Hermione

And I am the best

Oh Yes

I'm Unpleasent and whiney

But I ace every test

And though I'm commited

To owning my IQ

My friends are dimwitted, and

I only have, the two.

*Ron*

My name is Ron Weasley

And I'm also the best

I cry rather easily

And I'm your love intrest

Were going to get married

What do you think of that

My best man will be Harry

Your bridesmaid will be your cat.

*Hermione*

I find it quite depressing

That your my only option

But if you are, I'm stressing

That we settle for adoption

My kids shall not be tainted

By your ugly ginger face

Nor' shall we be aquainted

Any further than first base.

*Ron* (Spoken)

What's first base?

*Hermione* (Spoken)

Eye Contact

*Ron*

Oooooooooooh

Hermione your so lovley

I quiver and I shake

Even when you shove me

Into the great lake

And hold me under water

With your dainty foot

If you were any hotter

I would turn too soot.

*Ron* (Spoken)

Soot's a funny word.

*Hermione* (Spoken)

You know what else is a funny word

*Ron* (Spoken)

What?

*Hermione* (Spoken)

I hate you.

*Ron* (Spoken)

Oh! You make me laugh Hermione.

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