Hellogoodbye - Welcome To The Record lyrics

rate me

Oh my god, Erin, look at her duckbutt.

It's just so big.

She looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends, but who understands those scene guys anyways.

They only talk to her 'cuz they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com

I mean, her duckbutt, its just so big, I can't believe it, its just so black and out there, gross.

Look she's just so...emo!

Welcome to the record

I hope you like it

I make music in my bedroom

And then I mic it

If you see me around at school

Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool

My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky

The girls always tell me "you so stanky!"

I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks

I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques.

Welcome to the record

I know you'll like it

I brought this football

So that I could spike it

If you see me rhymin' and stealin'

Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'

My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy

Ladies always tell me "you so dreamy!"

I made these jeans look the way they do

And I'm corporate spronsered so I Do The Dew.

H to the E to the L-L-O

hellogoodbye on the microphone

G-double O-D-B-Y-E

I've got no rhythm

and I can't sing.

H to the E to the L-L-O

hellogoodbye on the microphone

G-double O-D-B-Y-E

I've got no rhythm

and I can't sing yea.

What what?!

Aw yea!

Thanks to Jessica and Marybeth for these lyrics