Hayseed Dixie - Big Bottom lyrics

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The bigger the cushion<br />

The sweeter the pushin'<br />

That's what I said<br />

The looser the waistband<br />

The deeper the quicksand<br />

Or so I have read<br />

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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo<br />

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo<br />

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Big bottom<br />

A big bottom<br />

Talk about bum cakes<br />

My girl's got 'em<br />

A big bottom, drive me out of my mind<br />

How could I leave this behind?<br />

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I saw her on Monday<br />

'Twas my lucky bun day<br />

You know what I mean<br />

I love her each weekday<br />

Each velvety cheekday<br />

You know what I mean<br />

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My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights<br />

Big game is waiting there inside her tights<br />

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Big bottom<br />

A big bottom<br />

Talk about mudflaps<br />

And my gal's got 'em<br />

A big bottom, drive me out of my mind<br />

How could I leave this behind?<br />

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Big bottom<br />

A big bottom<br />

Talk about bum cakes<br />

And my girl's got 'em<br />

A big bottom, drive me out of my mind<br />

How can I leave this behind?