Has-Lo - Yoga Pants lyrics

rate me

(Intro)

Hahahaha, what?

Whylin'

I see you walkin' with yo momma at the Walmart

Hmmhm, lookin' hot, look how nice she tied

Look at her legs

Boyfriend, look at her, look at her, look at ha

Sexy, huh

(Verse)

Hey, girl, I see you in those yoga pants, I know you don't do yoga

Hey, girl, I see that naked ass holdin' yo hands, he ain't be that chocha

You in that big ass Range even tho you only 4 feet change

Hey girl, you see me lookin' at you strange

Just to lift that ass you gon' need about two cranes

Hey girl, you got ass for days, posin' in yo panties and yo big ass J's

Hey girl, I see you can't act yo age, 35 actin' off a new cool grade

Hey girl, I see you on Black Twitter, titties out talkin' bout thirsty nigga

I see you on Instagram, posin' in the mirror with em nurse' pants

Hey girl, get yo son some chips, now cover this spit and get me a beer

Hey girl, I see ya lookin' just like supper, got me lyin' sayn I'm allergic to rubbers

Hey girl, I'm so wet I'mma blast, I'mma pull out and eat it so I don't cum fast

Hey girl, I see you with that art degree, why you workin' at Shoney's, bitch?

Hey girl, my man like art too, I slide the number to my homie

Hey girl, I see ya only date white me, black ass talk about teas light skin

Hey girl, you like Cher with hips, now the black guys holler out the side of the whip

Hey girl, I heard you was the preacher's kid, playn innocent and doin' freaky shit

Hey girl, you act tough in the street, take get yo ass peeped then you call the police

(Outro)

This shit is stupid dumb, ignorant at so many levels

Hide yo kids and yo children and yo wives, because fuck