Harry Hill - Ken lyrics

rate me

(Trumpet noise)

My name is Ken, Ken Barlow

Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken.

I was a librarian, I was a teacher, I was a trolley pusher, I was a taxi driver.

Now I am a free man.

Call me names but ask me too, I will do everything in my power to protect them.

I know where the bodies were buried in the street.

You are Ken Barlow, I am Ken Barlow, we are Ken Barlow.

I am the only living soul who cares about you.

Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken

Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken

Ken Barlow.

My name is Ken Barlow and I will see you on Monday, Thrursday and Friday.

Mountains may crumble, rivers may run dry, but I will always be here.

For I am your friend, Ken.

I've made some mistakes, sure. But that's life!

You make mistakes and you live with the concequences.

Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken.

Ken Barlow

Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken.

I am Ken Barlow and I am not a leader.

Im just a normal man, trying to make sense in this wild world.

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped.

Brief or numbered.

I am Ken Barlow and I am the only constant in your life.