Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay movie - My Dick lyrics

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Song by Mickey Avalon<br /><br>

My dick cost a late night fee,<br>

Your dick got the HIV.<br>

My dick plays on the double feature screen,<br>

Your dick went straight to DVD.<br>

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My dick bigger than a bridge,<br>

Your dick look like a little kids.<br>

My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),<br>

Your shit look like you're fourteen.<br>

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My dick locked in a cage (right),<br>

Your dick suffer from stage fright.<br>

My dick so hot its stolen,<br>

Your dick look like Gary Coleman.<br>

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My dick pain and big,<br>

Your dick stinks like shit.<br>

My dick got a <br>

Your dick needs a tweezer dude.<br>

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My dick is like supersize,<br>

Your dick look like two fries.<br>

My dick more mass than the Earth,<br>

Your dick half staff (it needs work).<br>

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My dick been there done that,<br>

Your dick said so<br>

My dick, V.I.P.,<br>

Your shit needs I.D.<br>

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[Repeat: 2x]<br>

It's time that we let the world know,<br>

Dude, you gotta let your girl go.<br>

D.S. is the best in the business,<br>

P.s. we got dicks like jesus.<br>

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My dick need no introduction,<br>

Your dick don't even function.<br>

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My dick served a whole lunch-in,<br>

Your dick, it look like a munchkin.<br>

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My dick size of a pumpkin,<br>

Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.<br>

My dick good good lovin',<br>

Your dick good for nothin'.<br>

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My dick bench pressed 350,<br>

Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.<br>

My dick pretty damn skimpy,<br>

Your dick hungry as a hippy.<br>

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My dick don't fit down the chimney,<br>

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.<br>

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My dick is like an M16,<br>

Your dick, broken vending machine.<br>

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My dick parts the seas,<br>

Your dick <br>

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My dick rumble in the jungle,<br>

Your dick got touched by your uncle.<br>

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My dick goes to yoga,<br>

Your dick fruit roll up.<br>

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My dick grade a beef,<br>

Your dick made a geek.<br>

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My dick sick and dangerous,<br>

Your dick quick and painless.<br>

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My dick 'nuff said.,<br>

Your dick <br>

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[Repeat: 2x]<br>

It's time that we let the world know,<br>

Dude, you gotta let your girl go.<br>

D.S. is the best in the business,<br>

P.s. we got dicks like jesus.<br>

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