Hank Williams Jr. - Fax Me A Beer lyrics

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Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age

We got lasers, CDs, microchips, and fat free fat these days

Well that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing to fast for me

'Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history

I got a brand new VCR, it's got 29,000 functions

And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction

That's when I got the best idea I think I had in years

I think I'll be cool and invent the tool that'll fax me a beer

Would you all please fax me a beer

This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear

Yeah, makin' old whiskey that was riskey but this is all in the clear

Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see

Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology

And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world

Well hold on cause I'm working on a machine that'll faxa real live girl

Would you all please fax me a beer

This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear

The old office code will never quite bet the same

when it come cold and clear

Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Would you like me to fax me a beer

This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear

The old office code will never be the same

when it comes out cold and clear

Sit back, relax, and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer

Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer