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Herbie:<br>
Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone.<br>
Momma Rose<br>
Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone.<br>
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.<br>
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone.<br>
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!<br>
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Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.<br>
Put your feet up. Feel at home.<br>
Have a smoke, have a Coke.<br>
Would you like to hear a joke?<br>
I'll have June recite a poem!<br>
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Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone.<br>
Tell me any little thing that I can do.<br>
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone.<br>
Have a kumquat, have two!<br>
Everybody give a cheer.<br>
Santa Claus is sitting here.<br>
Mr. Goldstone I love you!<br>
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Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll.<br>
Tell me any little thing that I can do.<br>
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce.<br>
Have a cookie, have a few!<br>
What's the matter, Mr. G?<br>
Have another pot of tea.<br>
Mr. Goldstone I love you!<br>
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HerbieThere are good stones and bad stones<br>
and curbstones and gladstones<br>
and touchstones and such stones as them.<br>
Rose: There are big stones and small stones<br>
and grind stones and gall stones,<br>
All: but Goldstone is a gem!<br>
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There are milestones, there are mill stones.<br>
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue.<br>
But we don't want any old stone,<br>
only Goldstone will do!<br>
Moon stones, sun stones.<br>
We all scream for one stone.<br>
Mr. Goldstone we love you!<br>
Goldstone!<br>
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