Gypsy movie - If Momma Was Married lyrics

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Louise<br>

I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together...<br>

If Momma was married<br>

We'd live in a house<br>

As private as private can be<br>

Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,<br>

A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles<br>

And me...<br>

If Momma was married<br>

<br>

June<br>

If Momma was married<br>

I'd jump in the air<br>

And give all my toe shoes to you<br>

I'd get all those hair ribbons<br>

Out of my hair<br>

And once and for all<br>

I'd get Momma out too...<br>

If Momma was married<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

You've done it before<br>

<br>

June<br>

Without much success!<br>

<br>

Both<br>

Momma, God speed and God bless<br>

We're not keeping score<br>

What's one more or less<br>

Oh, Momma, say: yes<br>

And waltz down the hall<br>

While you may<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

I'll gladly support you<br>

I'll even escort you...<br>

<br>

June<br>

And I'd gladly give you away<br>

<br>

Both<br>

Oh,. Momma, get married today!<br>

<br>

June<br>

If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore:<br>

"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile!<br>

I would do some kicks!"<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

"I would do some tricks!"<br>

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June<br>

Sing out, Louise!<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

Smile, baby!<br>

Momma, please take our advice<br>

We aren't The Lunts<br>

<br>

June<br>

I'm not Fanny Brice<br>

<br>

Both<br>

Momma, we'll buy you the rice<br>

If only this once<br>

You wouldn't think twice<br>

It could be so nice<br>

If Momma got married to stay<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

But Momma gets married<br>

<br>

June<br>

And...<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

Married<br>

<br>

June<br>

And...<br>

<br>

Louise<br>

Married<br>

<br>

Both<br>

And never gets carried away<br>

Oh, Momma...<br>

Oh, Momma...<br>

Oh, Momma...<br>

Get married today!<br>

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