Gwar - Where Is Zog? lyrics
rate me<br>
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
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A grizzled face from the days of my youth<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
How to kill child, how to raise dog<br />
Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Together we dove into oceans of war<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
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Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge<br />
Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large<br />
On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog<br />
On his way from burning the satanic synagogue<br />
Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty<br />
He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty<br />
His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular<br />
The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular<br />
I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion<br />
They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!<br />
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Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
Where is Zog?<br />
<br />
I mounted the great porno-cow<br />
And became a scumdog<br />
I ritually defiled myself<br />
And signed the captains Log<br />
Finally brought before Zog<br />
He slathered me with piss<br />
Draining his bowels took several years<br />
And not did one drop miss<br />
And then his eyes fell, upon mine<br />
There came a hellish glow<br />
It wasn't love or hate you see, it was<br />
Well I don't know<br />
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I was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory<br />
No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me<br />
But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work<br />
Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk<br />
The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened<br />
Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened<br />
And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection!<br />
His war0skill was notorious, we always took direction<br />
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Many have mocked us, many have died<br />
We don't need to succeed so we don't even try<br />
Destined to godhood, to many's dismay<br />
Just lords and masters of all we survey...<br />
It could not be more clear, it's not fucking braille<br />
A bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails<br />
Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails!<br />
Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale<br />
Compared to my crimes<br />
Compared to my crimes<br />
Hitler's pale
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