Gwar - Parting Shot lyrics
rate me<br>
We came and we conquered all that we saw<br />
Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw<br />
<br />
Before I take my leave of earth<br />
There's some things I'd like off my chest<br />
A final chance to set things straight<br />
And leave no room to guess<br />
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How to conquer cursed things<br />
After Gwar has retreated<br />
To ensure the destiny<br />
We'll see the pigs defeated<br />
<br />
For it seems fate had decreed<br />
That we soon shall be parted<br />
And I'll leave you with a chance<br />
To win the war we started<br />
<br />
From the dirt we made your race grow<br />
The first word you spoke<br />
We saw the law that rules<br />
Your lives is just a joke<br />
<br />
You make me laugh, far from criminal<br />
Its crap, thou shall not steal<br />
Come on get real<br />
Do what you will, do as you feel<br />
<br />
We came and conquered<br />
By beating all that we saw<br />
And do what thy wilt be<br />
The whole of the law<br />
<br />
What will you do<br />
When we are gone?<br />
Though through with you<br />
We'll carry on<br />
<br />
We came and we conquered all that we saw<br />
Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw<br />
<br />
Priests are raping choir boys<br />
Cops are paid to kill<br />
Doctors spreading SIDS disease<br />
Every time you take a pill<br />
<br />
The courts are run by liars<br />
Judges are more fun on fire<br />
And their boss is even worse<br />
Politicians lies we curse<br />
<br />
From the turd we made your race<br />
From the first words you spoke<br />
We saw the law that rule<br />
Your lives is just a joke<br />
<br />
We came, we conquered all we saw<br />
Now here's a parting shot for you<br />
Here's a parting shot for you<br />
Here's a parting shot for you<br />
<br />
Your God's long dead<br />
So don't waste your time<br />
On overzealous hypocrites<br />
Who call chaos a crime<br />
<br />
Eat the rich<br />
Kill the poor<br />
Worship always<br />
Your masters, Gwar<br />
<br />
Never trust your parents<br />
Especially when they're older<br />
Always use a beer koozie<br />
It keeps it that much colder<br />
<br />
To all this and ten times more<br />
I'll make sure that we stop on tour<br />
And get you up to date with Gwar<br />
We curse the earth forever more<br />
<br />
From the, the dirt we made your race<br />
From the first words you spoke<br />
We saw the law that rule<br />
Your lives is just a...<br />
<br />
We came and we conquered all that we saw<br />
So here's a parting shot for you<br />
There's a parting shot for you<br />
Here's a parting shot for you<br />
Right across your fucking jaw
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