Gwar - Metal Metal Land lyrics
rate me<br>
There's a place so very far<br />
Most favored of the worlds<br />
That are missed by Gwar<br />
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We can get there<br />
As long as it's by stolen car<br />
Smash your face and go shoot up<br />
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There's a world of which I've heard<br />
Far beyond the sky<br />
A place of chicks and pills and booze<br />
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A place where winners always lose<br />
You'll always hear your favorite band<br />
Here in metal, metal land<br />
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Here in metal, metal land<br />
Nothing ever dies<br />
Except of course our enemies<br />
And they're attracting metal flies<br />
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Here in metal, metal land<br />
Everything is loud<br />
All the chicks are strippers<br />
All their father's proud<br />
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Metal, metal land, metal, metal sea<br />
Metal metal air<br />
Metal you and metal me<br />
<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Heavy metal, metal land<br />
<br />
Here in metal, metal land<br />
Every day is night<br />
Except of course when night is day<br />
But then there is no light<br />
<br />
Here in metal, metal land<br />
Everything is rock<br />
Everyone is in a band<br />
Ever girl sucks every cock<br />
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Here in metal, metal land<br />
Everything is hard<br />
Except of course the test you take<br />
To get a license for your car<br />
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Bullet belts and denim jackets<br />
Crystal meth in tiny packets<br />
Witches, warlocks, demon seed<br />
Booze and cooze and weed and speed<br />
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Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
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Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
Metal, metal, metal, metal<br />
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Filthy hair and dirty faces<br />
Flying V's and swords and maces<br />
80's hair bands are still hated<br />
No false metal tolerated<br />
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Heavy metal is the law<br />
Weakness means a broken jaw<br />
Everything is loud and fast<br />
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Metal up your fucking ass<br />
Metal plane on metal trip<br />
Metal hand, metal grip<br />
<br />
It's metal man<br />
Here in metal, metal land
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