Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat lyrics

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Dear Oderus Urungus

Hey man, do you remember me?

I remember you

I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed

And the really bad tattoo

And now I'm doing 20 to life

for killing the guy

that was humping my wife

So I thought I'd write a letter to you

Scallop Boat now baby

Scallop boat

IV coke now baby

Funky scallop, funky scallop boat

I used to work on a scallop boat

I made some money there

I used to do the I.V. coke

Lost some money there

Scallop boat now baby

Scallop boat

I.V. coke now baby

Funky scallop

Funky scallop boat

Down here in jail I do as I'm able

Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable

But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?

But there is one thing that I don't understand

I thought The South Pole was the home of the band

Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?

don't break up man

keep it together

I love you guys

I LOVE YOU GUYS

funky funky scallop boat