Gwar - First Rule Is lyrics

rate me

outside bombs explode

I am sitting on the commode

soon they'll reach the day-care center

soon they'll bag the smashed placenta

thanks

for the cookies

mom sent ya

first rule is

there is no first

first rule is

there is no first

first rule is

there is no first rule

no first rule

no first

they give us no reason

to fire the gun

they think we're in season

men think it's fun

but I thought god said

not - to kill anyone

I think you're living a lie

cause people die all the time

and they dont seem to mind

I think your living a lie

outside bombs explode

I am sitting on the commode

soon they'll reach the day-care center

soon they'll bag the smashed placenta

thanks

for the cookies

mom sent ya

first rule is

there is no first

first rule is

there is no first

first rule is

there is no first rule

no first rule

no first