1, 2, 3, 4 
His merchandise is sublime 
But don't laugh at the Ha Ha man 
While you were gawking I was talking 
And squawking with the Ha Ha man 
So now I think breakfast is the plan 
Are you coming with the Ha Ha man? 
Ha Ha man Ha Ha man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
(It's a ridiculous concept, and everyone's laughing but me)