Grounghogs - Eccentric Man lyrics
rate meMy chest is a 36, my overcoat is for a 42.<br />
My trousers end 6 inches from the ground, 3 inches from my shoe, <br />
Tied up with a piece of string and held together with fish-bone glue.<br />
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Call me an eccentric man, I don't believe I am<br />
Call me an eccentric man, I don't believe I am.<br />
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My bed is a park bench and my sheet and blankets are newspaper pages.<br />
The people think I'm crazy, but I know I'm wiser than all the sages, <br />
'Cos I have money they think that I'm a fool for doing what I do, but I know it's right.<br />
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Call me an eccentric man, I don't believe I am<br />
Call me an eccentric man, I don't believe I am.<br />
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If ever I want to I can have the comfort of my country home.<br />
But until that time I'm quite content to have walls made out of gravestones, <br />
A carpet of moss, a ceiling of sky and a brown rat for a watch-dog.<br />
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Call me an eccentric man, I don't believe I am<br />
Call me an eccentric man, I don't believe I am