Song by Performed by Nouvelle Vague (Jello Biafra)<br /><br>
Went to a party<br>
I danced all night<br>
I drank 16 beers<br>
And I started up a fight <br>
<br>
But now I am jaded <br>
You're out of luck<br>
I'm rolling down the stairs<br>
Too drunk to fuck <br>
<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk, to fuck<br>
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk<br>
To fuck <br>
<br>
I like your stories<br>
I love your gun<br>
Shooting out truck tires<br>
Sounds like loads and loads of fun <br>
<br>
But in my room<br>
Wish you were dead<br>
You ball like the baby<br>
In Eraserhead <br>
<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk, to fuck<br>
It's all I need right now<br>
Too drunk to fuck <br>
<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk, to fuck<br>
I'm sick soft gooey and cold <br>
Too drunk to fuck <br>
<br>
I'm about to drop<br>
My head's a mess<br>
The only salvation is <br>
I'll never see you again <br>
<br>
You give me head<br>
It makes it worse<br>
Take out your fuckin' retainer<br>
Put it in your purse <br>
<br>
I'm too drunk to fuck<br>
You're to drunk to fuck<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
It's all I need right now Oh baby<br>
I'm melting like an ice cream bar<br>
Oh baby <br>
<br>
And now I got diarrhea<br>
Too drunk to fuck<br>
Yeah, Yeah<br>
Yeah, Yeah<br>
Yeah, Yeah<br>
Oooohhh… <br>
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