Grinch movie - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch! lyrics
rate meSong by Jim Carrey<br /><br>
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,<br>
You really are a heel,<br>
You're as cuddly as a cactus,<br>
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.<br>
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!<br>
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You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,<br>
Your heart's an empty hole,<br>
Your brain is full of spiders,<br>
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.<br>
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!<br>
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,<br>
You have termites in your smile.<br>
You have all the tender sweetness<br>
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.<br>
Given the choice between the two of you <br>
I'd take the seasick crocodile!<br>
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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,<br>
You're the king of sinful sots,<br>
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched<br>
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.<br>
You're a three decker sauerkraut <br>
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!<br>
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,<br>
With a nauseous super "naus",<br>
You're a crooked dirty jockey <br>
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.<br>
Your soul is an appalling dump heap <br>
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable<br>
Mangled up in tangled up knots!<br>
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,<br>
You're a nasty wasty skunk,<br>
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,<br>
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.<br>
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, <br>
"Stink, stank, stunk!"<br>
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