Grinch movie - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch! lyrics

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Song by Jim Carrey<br /><br>

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,<br>

You really are a heel,<br>

You're as cuddly as a cactus,<br>

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.<br>

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!<br>

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You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,<br>

Your heart's an empty hole,<br>

Your brain is full of spiders,<br>

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.<br>

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!<br>

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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,<br>

You have termites in your smile.<br>

You have all the tender sweetness<br>

Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.<br>

Given the choice between the two of you <br>

I'd take the seasick crocodile!<br>

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You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,<br>

You're the king of sinful sots,<br>

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched<br>

With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.<br>

You're a three decker sauerkraut <br>

and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!<br>

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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,<br>

With a nauseous super "naus",<br>

You're a crooked dirty jockey <br>

And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.<br>

Your soul is an appalling dump heap <br>

Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable<br>

Mangled up in tangled up knots!<br>

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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,<br>

You're a nasty wasty skunk,<br>

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,<br>

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.<br>

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, <br>

"Stink, stank, stunk!"<br>

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