Gretchen Wilson - The Earrings Song lyrics
rate me<br>Well I finally found a sitter who?d stay late on Friday night <br>So I could do some dancin? underneath them neon lights <br>Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin? up with my old man <br>And I couldn?t help but notice girl that you keep slinkin? by <br>Stealin? his attention with the twinkle in your eye <br>You?re causin? an involuntary clenchin of the fingers on my hand <br>So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can <br> <br>Dont make me take my earrings out <br>Cause I?ll show you what a catfight?s all about <br>I?ll throw you down and mop the floor <br>A man like mine?s worth fightin for <br>Dont make me take my earrings out <br> <br>And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity <br>Tryin to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen <br>I dont wanna mess it up but trust me honey I aint scared to break a nail <br>Yeah and I?d be glad to spend a night in jail <br>(Aw hell!) <br> <br>So don?t make me take my earrings out <br>Cause I?ll show you what a catfight?s all about <br>If you come waltzin? by once more <br>I?ll drag your butt right out the door <br>So don?t make me take my earrings out <br>(Ah-haw!) <br> <br>So don?t make me take my earrings out <br>Cause I?ll show you what a catfight?s all about <br>I?ll throw you down and mop the floor <br>A man like mine?s worth fightin for <br>Don?t make me take my earrings out <br>If you come waltzin? by once more <br>I?ll throw you down and mop the floor <br>And drag your butt right out the door <br>A man like mine?s worth fightin for <br>So dont make me take my earrings out!<br><!-- stopprint -->