Green Jello - Three Little Pigs lyrics
rate meWhy don't you sit right back?<br />
And I, I may tell you a tale<br />
A tale of three little pigs<br />
And a big, bad wolf<br />
<br />
Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hick<br />
He spent most of his days just a dreamin' of the city<br />
And then one day, he bought a guitar<br />
He moved to Hollywood to become a star<br />
<br />
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city<br />
Built his house out of straw, what a pity<br />
And then one day, jammin' on some chords<br />
Along came the wolf, knocking on his door<br />
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Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
<br />
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in<br />
<br />
Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stoked<br />
He spent most of his day just in ganja smokin'<br />
Huffin' and a puffin' down on Venice Beach<br />
Getting paid money for religious speech<br />
<br />
He built his shelter from what he garbage picked<br />
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks<br />
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley<br />
And along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley<br />
<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
<br />
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in<br />
<br />
Well, the third little piggy, the grade A student<br />
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent<br />
Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College<br />
Built his house from his architect knowledge<br />
<br />
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills<br />
Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills<br />
And then one day came the old house smasher<br />
The big, bad wolf, the little piggy slasher<br />
<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
<br />
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in<br />
<br />
Well, the big bad wolf<br />
Well, he huffed and he puffed, all that he could<br />
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood<br />
"It's made out of concrete", the little piggy shouted<br />
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted<br />
<br />
So, they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would<br />
They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could<br />
Yo, wolf-face, I'm your worst nightmare<br />
Your ass is mine<br />
<br />
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see<br />
So, that's to end the story for you and me<br />
If you still give a listen, you just may<br />
Hear a big wolf or little piggy say<br />
<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
Little pig, little pig, let me in<br />
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin<br />
<br />
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin', puffin', blow your house in<br />
Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in<br />
<br />
And the moral of the story is<br />
A band with no talent can easily amuse<br />
Idiots with a stupid, puppet show
