Grease - Alma Mater Parody lyrics

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"I saw a dead skunk on the highway <br />

And I was goin' crazy from the smell<br />

Cause when the wind was blowin' my way<br />

It smelled just like the halls of old Rydell<br />

And if you've gotta use the toilet <br />

And later on you start to scratch like hell<br />

Take off your underwear and boil it <br />

Cause you've got memories of old Rydell<br />

Girls:<br />

I can't explain Rydell, this pain Rydell<br />

Is it ptomaine Rydell gave me<br />

Guys"<br />

Is it v.d. Rydell<br />

Could be Rydell<br />

All:<br />

You outta see the faculty<br />

<br />

If Mister Clean, Rydell<br />

Had seen Rydell<br />

He'd just turn green and disappear<br />

I'm outta luck Rydell<br />

Dead duck Rydell<br />

I'm stuck Rydell, right here"