Song by Frankie Avalon<br /><br>
Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well <br>
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block <br>
Your future's so unclear now, <br>
what's left of your career now <br>
Can't even get a trade-in on your smile <br>
Beauty school drop-out, no graduation day for you <br>
Beauty school drop-out, missed your midterms <br>
and flunked shampoo <br>
Well at least you could have <br>
taken time to wash and clean your clothes up <br>
After spending all that dough to have the doctor<br>
fix your nose up Baby get moving (better get moving), <br>
why keep your feeble hopes alive <br>
What are you proving (what are you proving)? <br>
You've got the dream, but not the drive <br>
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool <br>
Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to highschool <br>
Beauty school drop-out, hangin' around the corner store <br>
Beauty school drop-out, it's about time you knew the score<br>
Well they couldn't teach you anything, <br>
you think you're such a looker <br>
But no customer would go to you, <br>
unless she was a hooker<br>
Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it), <br>
you're not cut out to hold the job<br>
Better forget it (forget it), who wants their hair done by a slob <br>
Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, <br>
and still the world is cruel <br>
Wipe off that angel face and go back to highschool <br>
Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame <br>
Baby you know it, even Dear Abby's say the same <br>
Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly <br>
Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky <br>
Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool <br>
Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool <br>
Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool <br>
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