Gravy Train!!!! - Jonny Makeup lyrics

rate me

Toot toot! And a beep beep!

You’re a coal miner’s daughter who turned to the street

And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat

In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it ain’t a bore

Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred

HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)

HEY JONNY JONNY IT’S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP

(one two)

Hey Jonny you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!

Toot toot! And a beep beep!

A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep

It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep!

It’s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep

Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you couldn’t rape a donut

Kiehl’s gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag

But it’s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah

HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)

HEY JONNY JONNY YOU’RE A DREAM AND I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP (one two)

I’m really really goin’ through it

so when are we gonna do it

I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude

in hopes that you’d someday screw it

I’m reading out like I’m Levar Burton but that’s only cuz I’m really hurtin’

Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey

cuz when you’re flirtin’ Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin’!!!!

I’m living! I’m gagging!

You’re screening! I’m reading!