GRANDMASTER FLASH - Big Black Caddy lyrics

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Word: g.williams, l.dukes music: g.williams, j.saddler - 1987 from the album ba-dop-boom-bang<br><br>Hey girl,you need a lift<br>Ah ha<br>I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go<br>Oh,really<br>You wanna see it? <br>Yeah<br>Oh what's that<br>My big.... black.... caddy...caddy<br>My big.... black.... caddy...caddy<br><br>Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin<br>Well just hop on because you can't get in<br>But just be carefull how you (sit down)<br>Or I'll make you (get down)<br>I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town<br>You ought to be glad that I let you cum<br>The only kind of gas I ever use is premium<br>As we were driving to our destination on a quest<br>She said,may I relax on your big head rest? <br>Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and layed back<br>As I brove,her to jersey on my big black cadillac<br><br>My big.... black.... caddy....caddy<br>My big.....black.... caddy....caddy<br><br>Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads<br>That's when I put my black caddy in cruise control<br>You fella's caddy's on the side of the road,then go tow it<br>Because my horn is workin' fine,don't believe me<br>Come blow it<br>Not mercedes,bmw,porsche or masarati,it's a big fat stretch<br>I'm tellin' everybody (my big black caddy)<br>Yo,i know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin'<br>And I got a strong back that provides the power steering<br>The fellas all (jealous) the ladies all (want it)<br>You can't get in it but you all can ride on it<br><br>My big.... black.... caddy...caddy<br>My big.....black I drives a caddy....caddy<br><br>A huh,huh,well,it's not the kind of caddy that runs on gas<br>It's the kind of caddy that runs on (ass)<br>The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined<br>It's designed so they never make one like mine<br>It's rammed through many towns<br>Really got around (did work,done damage)<br>And it never broke down<br>My cadillac is great,earth's 8th wonder of the world<br>Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls)<br>It's big,you dig,but there no need to panic<br>'cause the caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic<br><br>My big.... black.... caddy...caddy<br>My big.....black I drives a caddy....caddy<br><br>Joy-riding with my caddy,cold chillin',gettin' loose<br>When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost<br>So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class<br>She screamed.harder,won't you give me just a little more gas<br>Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior<br>She said I like your nice plush vinyl exterior<br>She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock<br>This is what she said the first time she saw the jock<br>(who johnny carson,your caddy's so large)<br>(but you can park your cadillac in my greasy garage)<br><br>My big.....black.....caddy...caddy<br>My big.....black I drives a caddy....caddy