Song by Ohio Players<br /><br>
You're a little late<br>
So step right this way<br>
And we'll get started Granny<br>
What<br>
Say it now<br>
Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem<br>
Me and the Ohio Players<br>
Are gonna tell you about a worm<br>
He's the funkiest worm in the world<br>
Alright, sing it, Clarence<br>
Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground<br>
Yes, there is<br>
Granny Thats right<br>
Clarence he's six feet long<br>
Granny six feet long<br>
Clarence he only comes around<br>
Granny when he wants to get down<br>
But when he comes out of his hole<br>
He sounds something like this<br>
<br>
Granny oh that's funky<br>
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky<br>
Alright. Sing it again, Clarence<br>
Clarence and through all the land, yeah<br>
Granny yeah<br>
Clarence he plays in a band<br>
Granny plays in a band<br>
Clarence plays guitar without any hands<br>
Pretty good, I might add<br>
Granny, yeah<br>
When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck<br>
Everybody wants to get up and dance<br>
<br>
Granny ah, get it baby<br>
Don't, don't, don't<br>
Don't fight the feeling<br>
Don't fight it<br>
Hey, don't stop now honey, get down<br>
I'm his manager, heh, heh<br>
Gonna make a million dollars<br>
I get it all, cause he can't spend it<br>
There he goes<br>
Goin' back in his hole<br>
Just the same way he came out<br>
Do we get paid for this<br>
I just wanted to make sure<br>
We do<br>
OK<br>
 <br>