Goldie Lookin Chain - Plenty Of Ways To Make Cash lyrics

rate me

im goin down town to the dss

fcuk wiv me i'll leave your face in a mess

thats right his name is mystikal

and if he looks at you twice he'll fcuk you up like a bull

i need to get money to go on the pull

and to buy a new sweater made of kashmer and wool

when i get there i realize tht the job centres full

but i can always get cash cuz i aint fcukin dull

i saw my parole officer, she had a tash

she knew i got caught last night with my stash

i dont think she minds, i think she fancies me

i think she wants to fcuk all the GLC

so i laid on some pills and made fcukin killin'

with all this cash now im really fcukin chillin'

got a new tracksuit its really fcukin safe

spent money on a horse and it came in first place

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

i can make a raise in loadsa ways

i'll lay you on with a ounce cause i know u'z can payz

fcukin monged out in a smokey haze

gettin wrecked up in one of these ways

smokin on a bucket or a spliff or a bong

then im drinkin beer all fcukin fuckin' long

if your really clever and in the GLC

you can make a hundred quid out of 50p

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

watchin the news on itv

fcuk me brah! the storys all about me

they said i was a bastard causin loads of misery

takin money from tha old to pay for fcukin LSD

i make my money from rippin off fools

and sellin drugs outside local skools

i makes my money from sellin tha coke

but i dont get high off my own fcukin dope

i could stand there all day givin ya a big fcukin list

but ive gotta help my mate, do over a fcukin post office

in the good old days, you'd steal some old birds purse

but in the proceeding years i'd start to feel worse!

watchin old dears see the mental health nurse

but they feel the wrath of the GLC curse

keepin it real in tha GLC household

you know it makes sense

take care of yourself

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

you know'z i like makin loadsa dollar

payin money for my cock and the girls start to hollar

i paid for my car and my tracksuit is free

printin' the money since 1983 know'z it

touch my wood, but you won't get splinters

i can sort out computer, scanners and printers

I use my money to buy pasties that are made by Ginsters

i'll even sell you photos of arseholes and sphincters

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash

ding dong i'll show you my slong

feeling like mario in donkey kong

leave the girls singing a song

and kicking back large and smoking my bong

back in tha day, bout 1983

i was just a fcukin kid climbing up a tree

these times are too busy tryin to make some fcukin cash

but i wont sell my ass cause last time i got a rash

the skin was cumming off there was puss on the floor

i fort fcuk this clart i'll stick to selling fcukin draw

dont diss my nan, dont say she's a slag

cuz she gives me cash from her fcukin handbag

im quick like lava wearin a balaclava

i'll nick your t.v and sell your fcukin father

i'll sell you a t.v or maybe a computer

i know this bloke who can sort out a fcukin shooter

theres loads of ways to make some cash but the best way to do it is to sell some hash