Glitter Puke - Tik Tok lyrics

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<b>Tik Tok</b> by <i>Glitter Puke</i><br />

[Kesha]

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek

Sleeping in the tub can really mess up your neck

Before I leave I stop and vomit up t3quil@ and glitter

It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s

Got vomit up in my hair

But I'm way too sick to care

I'm falling down the stairs

I pull myself off the floor

And I'm almost out the door

But my family is waiting for me

Oh cr@p!

Not again!

It's an intervention!

It's cool

I'm fine

I can stop at any time

[Dad]

That's a lie!

You won't try

Now you've made your mother cry.

Look!

[Mom]

[Crying]

Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

[Kesha]

I'm outta here

This is qu33r

I just drank a couple b33rs!

[Mom]

Oh please,

We love you

We even hired Dr Drew!

[Dr Drew]

This pattern has to end

[Kesha]

I think I have to puke again!

[Vomiting noises]

So I decide to stay but my head is still reeling

Then they all go down the line, talking bout their feelings

[Brother]

It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with Jack

Also you borrowed my also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

[Dad]

Stop showing off your butt!

You're making young girls act like $lu+$!

And you're starting to get a b33r gut, b33r gut.

[Dr Drew]

This behavior is a dead end

And P Diddy is not your friend

You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan

L-L-L-Lohan

[Kesha]

This is whack!

I feel trapped!

[Dr Drew]

We want the old Kesha back.

[Kesha]

Screw you

Dr Drew!

And your stupid camera crew!

[Mom]

Hey, you don't have to shout.

We're just trying to help you out.

[Whole Family]

[Crying]

Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

[Kesha]

Okay

It's time you know

This is just a video

I don't drink

Or pee in sinks

It's what I want my fans to think

It's all an act

And in fact

It's even in the contract

[Whole family]

[Understanding]

Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

[Kesha]

[Laughs]

Oh God... oh...

Thanks to lol Moment for correcting these lyrics