Glee - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

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How d'you do I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Cause when you knocked he thought you were the candyman.

Don't get strung out by the way that I look,

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a girl by the light of day,

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From sensational, Transylvania.

Let me, show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual whoaa

It's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Will you, got caught with a flat, well, how about that?

Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night when it all seems alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite

From sensational Transylvania.

Why don't you stay for the night? (night)

Or maybe a bite? (bite)

I could show you my favourite obsession.

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)

From sensational Transylvania.

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver with antici-pation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause, (laugh)

But not the symptom.<br />

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Thanks to razvan