George Watsky - Ninjas in Paris lyrics

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Intro:

The First time I listened to Watsky

I was like, "He sounds like a fucking honkey"

And I don't even think he knows

But, then, I listened to him some more times

And, don't tell anybody about this

But, he kinda goes hard, though

I'm Driving to the burbs and before I am coming back

I'm pulling in your driveway and I'm rolling front to back

I'm shifting forward than reverse my car a bunch

As if my Subaru's a wiener getting sexy with your cul-de-sac

L-O-L-O-L-O-l I'm from the avenue

A rapping labradoodle, half a wasp and half a jew

If you's a Saturday cartoon I'll smack ya black and blue

I'm acking ratchet with Daffy Duck and snacking on rabbit stew

Yabba Dabba Do, I gotta lick my lips

Smoke a bowl with Yogi Bear, I'm sticking up your pic-a-nics

All of this is in my head, my 'maginations colorful

Crayons on the brain, I'll scribble silly shit all on my skull

Holy cow, I don't think they're gonna hold me down

I recommend you listen to the record in a theater with the Dolby sound

And I'm sipping on the coldest round

With the preppies and the Goldie Locks

But I bet a bunch of 100's everybody's gonna scatter any minute when the police knocks

Like "Sorry ociffer, that getting sloshed occurred

But rastas broke in and they made us all smoke lots of herb"

I'm sorry, Honest Abe

Popo don't make me way way

Cause if you ever try to lock me up, I'm pleading cray cray

And then they'll all say may day

May day oh what did we do

He be creepy givin' me the heeby jeebies, he be Hebrew

He be robo, beep boop beep boop, please untie me he's behind me

What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, can you please remind me?

A lot. That's..a life changing amount of money for normal people