Gay Divorce movie - WHY MARRY THEM? lyrics

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Babs:<br>

When I see troops of carrieges<br>

go marching to marriages<br>

My heart always bleeds for the bride,<br>

For I know that her honeymoon<br>

Will soon seem a funny moon<br>

When alone she sits nursing her pride.<br>

For all men are polygamous,<br>

At heart at least bigamous,<br>

And when the night falls <br>

Their eyes start to roam,<br>

So it's pure asininity<br>

To save ones virginity<br>

For a husband who hates to come home.<br>

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All:<br>

Why marry them?<br>

Why to the alter carry them?<br>

Why not simply keep one or two about<br>

And when you get tired of them<br>

Throw them out?<br>

Why humor them, <br>

When so many wives testify<br>

That as lovers they charm,<br>

As husbands they bore,<br>

As lovers they're dovoted,<br>

As husbands - no more,<br>

As lovers they love you,<br>

And as your husband they snore,<br>

So why marry them, why?<br>

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