Gay Divorce movie - MISTER AND MISSUS FITCH lyrics

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VERSE<br>

On a farm far from pleasant,<br>

No pair was more peasant<br>

Than Mister and Missus Fitch<br>

Their days, each one duller,<br>

Were so lacking in color<br>

They didn't know which was which.<br>

When suddenly tilling the soil<br>

Mister Fitch struck oil.<br>

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Mister and Missus Fitch one day<br>

Hit town, determined to play.<br>

Mister and Missus Fitch were green, <br>

Ambitious, but rich.<br>

And soon the crowd they call "elite"<br>

Were fighting madly to meet<br>

The young, attractive, and rich,<br>

Mister and Missus Fitch.<br>

When they called for champagne,<br>

Champagne arrived.<br>

An aeroplane,<br>

The plane arrived.<br>

A private train,<br>

The train arrived.<br>

But when they called for cash<br>

The crash arrived.<br>

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Now men who once knew Missus Fitch<br>

Refer to her as a bitch.<br>

While the girls who once loved Mister Fitch<br>

Say he always was a son of a bitch.<br>

So love and kisses,<br>

Mister and Missus Fitch.<br>

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ALTERNATIVE VERSION FOR THE LAST VERSE<br>

Now men who once knew Missus Fitch<br>

Refer to her as a witch.<br>

While the girls who once loved Mister Fitch<br>

Say he always was a son of the rich.<br>

So love and kisses,<br>

Mister and Missus Fitch.<br>

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