Garret Swayne - Email Female lyrics

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Given up on tryin' to meet real-life women<br />

With what they put me through, I couldn't see no future with 'em<br />

So I bought a computer set<br />

And I got on the Internet<br />

And headed out for a little taste of CyberLivin'<br />

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Well I found me a Users Group for the sad and lonely<br />

Where they don't even care if you're skinny, bald or homely<br />

There were thousands to choose from<br />

But I was lookin for a special one<br />

And I finally found my precious one-&-only...<br />

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Chorus: <br />

She's my email female<br />

We fit perfectly<br />

We practice safe sex<br />

Electronically<br />

She my email female<br />

She knows what words to say<br />

So I plug in with her every night<br />

From two time zones away<br />

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Interlude:<br />

We're always so relaxed around each other<br />

And I never get surprise visits from her mother<br />

I could be sober or drunk<br />

Or I could smell just like a skunk<br />

And the message on the screen still reads, "Howya doin', Lover!"<br />

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Bridge: <br />

She's my CyberHoney, she's the one I chose<br />

Cause I know with her, anything goes<br />

I never need to change the sheets<br />

Hell I don't even have to brush my teeth<br />

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She's my email female<br />

She knows what words to say<br />

So I plug in with her every night <br />

From two time zones awaaay