Gandalf vs Dumbledore - Epic Rap Battles of History Ep. 11 lyrics

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[Intro]

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Gandalf Vs Dumbledore – Begin

(Gandalf)

You shall not pass

I rap fast like Shadowfax

Tom Riddle me this you b*tch

How’s your little wand

Going to beat my staff?

I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off

You fool, you got Snaped

You’re not a real fighter

Death makes you die

It just make my brights brighter

You @ss is like Gringotts

Everyone makes a deposit

We all know you’ve more than a boggart in your closet

(Dumbledore)

The prophecy fogot to mention this day

When I knocked your @ss back to Gandalf the Grey

Check your status

They call me headmaster

You’re nothing

Nice staff

You compensating for something?

I prefer the company of wizards and I’m proud of it

You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits

You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me?

Wait a minute they’ll taste the Dumbledore’s Army.

[Gandalf]

Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks

I don’t give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix

I’ll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls

For I am the one rapper to rule them all

(Dumbledore)

Your spells are a joke

Not funny ones either

Mines of Moria?

Ha, more like mind of Mencia

I’ll expecto my Patronum on your face you little snitch

And when I’m finished

Imma fly like it's quidditch

[Voice Over]

Who won?

Who’s Next?

You decide?

Epic Rap Battles

Thanks to C-rock for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Bryson for correcting these lyrics