Mother: Rachelle!
Rachelle: What?
Mother: My Internet isn't working. Come fix it. Oh, and by the way. When you get back from Anchorage, I'm sending your ass to fat camp!

(sound of a van closing)
Guy 1: Hey, yo, man. After we're done roastin' this bitch, let's go to the Super Wal-Mart. Get that new Creed album.
Guy 2: Ah, yeah, man. Scott Stapp, that guy's a musical genious.
Guy 1: One of the great minds of our generation.
(match lit)

(sound of a fire burning)
Guy 1: Man, look at that. We're burnin' this van so good, no one's every gonna figure out what we did.