Futurama - Nettunian Elve Work Song lyrics

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We are free and clearly sober

With so many toys to build

The machines are kind of tricky

Probably someone will be killed

But we gladly work for nothing

Which is good because we don't intend to pay

The elves are back to work today

Hooray!

We have just a couple hours

To make several billion gifts

And the labor isn't easy

Then you'll all work triple shifts

You can make the job go quicker

If you turn up the controls to super speed

It's back to work on Xmas eve

Hooray.

And though your cold and tired and ugly

Your pride will mask the pain

Let my happy smile warm your hearts

Theres a toy lodged in my brain

We are getting awfully tired

And we can't work any faster

And we're very very sorry

Why you selfish little bastards!

Do you want the kids to think

That santas just a crummy empty handed jerk!

Then shut your yaps and back to work!

Now it's very nearly Xmas

And we done the best we could

These toy soldiers are poorly painted

And their made from inferior wood

I should give you all a beating

But i really have to fly

If I weren't stuck here frozen

I'd harpoon you in the eye

Now it's back into our tenements

To drown ourselves in rye

You did the best you could i guess

And some of these gorillas are OK

HOORAY! (we're adequate!)

The elves have rescued Xmas day

Hooray!