Futurama - My Broken Friend lyrics

rate me

From

(Note: Many of the verses in this song

were accompanied by Beck on the tail

end but are not transcribed as such here)

People say my broken friend is useless

But I say his mind is free

There's lots of things my mangled robot

friend could be

He could make a good hat rack

He only has to stand there

Or a cheap door stop

He doesn't need to move

Or a great big giant thermos

With a twist off top

That would be good for soup

He could be a storage closet

For outdated pants

I like 'em tight

My broken friend could do it all

Just give him a chance

That robot has a tragic secret

That I'd like to share

For real?

My broken friend is closer to me

than an ass to a chair

That robots name I never told you

You could not foresee

I'll say it loud and sing it proud

His name is you and me

Don't melt me down into a crow bar

It suffers alone

Just cause I can't move my arms and legs

Or toss me into a trash can

Just cause I can't cook you ham and eggs

Don't crush me into an anchor

Just because I can't jump and dance and sing

I'm telling you my broken friend

Put your hands in the air like you just don't care

I'm telling you my broken friend

Can do most anything!

Yeah!