Funny Lady movie - BLIND DATE lyrics
rate me<br>
FANNY & CHORUS <br>
Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows <br>
Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress <br>
Look at me I am shaking all over, <br>
Shaking all over <br>
I'm a mess <br>
Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking <br>
When he comes walking through that door <br>
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What'll come walking through that door <br>
A man I never saw in my life before <br>
Oh, <br>
I am so nervous <br>
I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) <br>
I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) <br>
Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through <br>
Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen) <br>
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I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now) <br>
Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound <br>
Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime <br>
I got a blind date <br>
An with my luck he'll be on time <br>
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I got a girlfriend Shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot) <br>
This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do <br>
what an idiot) <br>
One thing I know is Shirley ain't sitting on no shelf <br>
If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural) <br>
She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an <br>
idiot) <br>
I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot) <br>
What do I need from Shirley her and her fifty cup <br>
I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up <br>
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Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat <br>
anyway. Umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look <br>
around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that. <br>
Perrfect! <br>
Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear <br>
You didn't see a thing <br>
Oeps there he is! <br>
Now quiet everybody sssh quiet! <br>
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Blind date: Rosalie?! <br>
Rosalie: Oi, oi, oi <br>
Blind date: Rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here <br>
Rosalie: Smart, smart! <br>
Blind date: I've been stood up, it's news <br>
Rosalie: Well it's better than put down <br>
Blind date: This has never happened before <br>
Rosalie: What and ego! <br>
Blind date: Rosalie?! <br>
Rosalie: Sh, sh, sh! <br>
Rosalie: It worked, it worked! <br>
He never saw me. Boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither, <br>
but I can just imagine what a lox that one was. <br>
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Rosalie: I got it right her Shirley was playing tricks <br>
Voice: No, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong <br>
Rosalie: Wait, wait, what that's not right? <br>
Voice: No, he was gorgeous he looked like Rudolph <br>
Rosalie: Rudolph who? <br>
Voice: Rudolph Valentino <br>
Rosalie: Get away <br>
Voice: Yeah, the sheik from Arabia <br>
Rosalie: Not the phantom from the opera? <br>
Voice: Uh, Uh <br>
Rosalie: The sheik from where? <br>
Voice: The sheik from Arabia <br>
Rosalie: Get away <br>
Voice: That's right <br>
Rosalie: Wait a minute is this person kidding me around here? <br>
Voice: No, no absolutely <br>
Rosalie: Get away <br>
Rosalie: Well that's what happened I let him get away <br>
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What do I'll do now maybe become a nun (That's impossible) <br>
I'm calling Shirley maybe she'll bring a gun <br>
Please Shirley, even if he's Lon Chaney fat, bald or short or tall <br>
Having a blind date is better than having <br>
No date, at no time with no one at all. <br>
Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon <br>
Shirley get me out of here! <br>
Oh this one is cute. <br>
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