Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man?<br />
Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn?<br />
And there's my man up on the stage<br />
And with the children about four in age<br />
They're crazy, they're crippled, but they're lovely<br />
And young, and wild, and lovely (and crippled)<br />
And crippled (and crippled)<br />
And it's a crime, they're lovely (and lovely)<br />
Where's Jerry Lewis, who's on the stage soon?<br />
Who's coming up (coppin' a feel from a crippled baboon)<br />
I'll give my money to any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money<br />
And there's a cripple so I give some more<br />
Oh, here's a fiver for you, son<br />
I love you (I love you, too)<br />
You lovely crippled boy (crippled)<br />
You lovely crippled boy (crippled motherfucker)<br />
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year?<br />
Where's Jerry Lewis? (wheelchair blues)<br />
Where's Jerry Lewis? (ah, winner, you're a real winner)<br />
Where's Jerry Lewis?