I love you, oh, you know I do<br />
No arms no legs<br />
But yes, I'll be true, I love you<br />
I'll visit you often because I, I've got a thing for boys<br />
Oh, I do<br />
I'll be here to see you through<br />
I love you, you know I don't<br />
What a burden it is taking care of little creeps like you<br />
I love you, I'll take care of you, you know I do<br />
Not care anymore if you live<br />
You're gonna ride that miniature pony I bought you<br />
You better get some legs and some arms, too<br />
'Cause I've told you before I don't love you, you know I do