Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho<br />
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling<br />
He won't be doing much playing around this weekend<br />
Nevertheless he'll do his best<br />
Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen<br />
He doesn't know the possibilities of AIDS<br />
He's never heard of these things<br />
He's been a secluded priest<br />
All his life he's raped the sisters<br />
Oh, la la la la di<br />
All the candy's falling out of his rectum<br />
He keeps it in his rec room to die<br />
In the light of day all the candy melts away<br />
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling for this weekend<br />
Next week he'll be available again for business<br />
By then, oh...