Frogs - April Fools (he Had The Change Done At The Shop)

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He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks<br />

April Fools<br />

He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair<br />

April Fools<br />

He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face<br />

April, April doom<br />

Because then where would the poop come out of?<br />

His mouth<br />

Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south<br />

April Fools<br />

Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock<br />

With a mouth at the end that ate the food<br />

Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties<br />

What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids<br />

And, of course, beneath his chin the penis<br />

And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there<br />

April Fools<br />

And Jester Wally Jew-Boy<br />

Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill<br />

You've had your fill of transplants, please<br />

You wish you could change back at will, but...<br />

Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact<br />

I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge<br />

April Dick<br />

Well, he became a woman, then a man<br />

Then a dog, then a sheep<br />

Then a man, then a god<br />

He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits<br />

Give me 1400 balls<br />

Give me cocks coming out of every living pore"<br />

Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine<br />

Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties<br />

April Fools<br />

But this was no April Fools<br />

This was for real<br />

This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village<br />

When he took his place next to the other boys in line<br />

To serve his patriotic duty<br />

Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare<br />

He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me<br />

Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"

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