Frogs - April Fools (he Had The Change Done At The Shop) lyrics
rate meHe had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks<br />
April Fools<br />
He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair<br />
April Fools<br />
He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face<br />
April, April doom<br />
Because then where would the poop come out of?<br />
His mouth<br />
Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south<br />
April Fools<br />
Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock<br />
With a mouth at the end that ate the food<br />
Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties<br />
What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids<br />
And, of course, beneath his chin the penis<br />
And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there<br />
April Fools<br />
And Jester Wally Jew-Boy<br />
Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill<br />
You've had your fill of transplants, please<br />
You wish you could change back at will, but...<br />
Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact<br />
I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge<br />
April Dick<br />
Well, he became a woman, then a man<br />
Then a dog, then a sheep<br />
Then a man, then a god<br />
He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits<br />
Give me 1400 balls<br />
Give me cocks coming out of every living pore"<br />
Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine<br />
Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties<br />
April Fools<br />
But this was no April Fools<br />
This was for real<br />
This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village<br />
When he took his place next to the other boys in line<br />
To serve his patriotic duty<br />
Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare<br />
He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me<br />
Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"