Frightmare - By Sword, By Pick, By Axe, Bye, Bye lyrics

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It's Dads birthday<br />

Mom is making his cake<br />

Gonna clean his guns before he gets home<br />

"Happy birthday Daddy all cleaned by me!"<br />

I take a rifle out<br />

And wipe it down<br />

<br />

Ed points the gun<br />

And pulls the trigger<br />

It goes off and shoots his Mom, <br />

In the back<br />

Now she's dead<br />

What have you done Ed! <br />

<br />

Your Dad is home<br />

He finds your Mom<br />

Lying in a pool of blood<br />

He smacks your face<br />

And grabs the gun<br />

You better fucking run! <br />

<br />

He drags her body<br />

In the other room<br />

Pour a glass of Jack<br />

And drinks away<br />

<br />

Your wife is dead<br />

Killed by your kid<br />

Accident or not<br />

He's got to pay! <br />

(Some day! )<br />

<br />

Year later<br />

Ed and his friends<br />

Are figuring our what to do<br />

Fall break is here<br />

They have no clue<br />

Then Ed's Dad calls with the news<br />

Out to the beach<br />

To Dad's house<br />

To close it up<br />

For the winter<br />

The door is open<br />

Liquor bottles empty<br />

But Daddies waiting close by! <br />

<br />

Ed shows them the trophy room<br />

The battle axe is missing<br />

Dad's in the garage passed out<br />

He has the axe in his hands<br />

<br />

He's dreaming of killing his son<br />

In various ways<br />

He wants revenge for<br />

His wife's death! <br />

That piece of shits<br />

Gotta pay! <br />

<br />

Mike and Linda<br />

Go to the garage<br />

Daddy sees them<br />

Then they walk on the beach<br />

And find a pool<br />

They go skinny dipping<br />

Linda's floating on her back<br />

When Ed's Dad attacks<br />

From underneath her<br />

He takes her body from<br />

The pool<br />

And takes their clothes<br />

Then Mike goes looking for her<br />

Leaving a trail of clothes<br />

For Mike to find<br />

They lead to the garage<br />

He thinks she's in the closet<br />

<br />

Open the door<br />

Here comes Dad<br />

Copping up Mike's guts<br />

With a boat motor! <br />

He screams and shouts<br />

While blood flies everywhere<br />

Hang him in the closet<br />

On a spike! <br />

<br />

The rest of them, <br />

Are on the beach<br />

A cop comes by to<br />

See what they're doing<br />

He says they could<br />

Be struck by lightning<br />

And then he's on his<br />

Merry way<br />

<br />

The cop finds, <br />

An abandoned car<br />

He goes looking around<br />

The house<br />

<br />

But here comes Dad<br />

Stabs him in the face<br />

Then chops his<br />

Head off with an axe<br />

By sword! <br />

By pick! <br />

By axe<br />

Bye bye! [x2]<br />

<br />

[Leads: Maniac Neil]<br />

<br />

Cops head on a spike<br />

Hangs his torso up<br />

Ralph checks on Mike<br />

And Linda<br />

And goes into the garage<br />

<br />

Look in the closet<br />

Daddy rushed out<br />

Pitchfork through his neck<br />

Stick it into the door<br />

Hang that piece of shit high! <br />

<br />

Daddy gets his gaffe<br />

He's gonna kill some<br />

More fucks<br />

They go looking for<br />

The rest<br />

<br />

They all split up to look<br />

But Daddy's waiting by the<br />

House<br />

He grabs Sue by<br />

The neck<br />

Throws her on<br />

His work bench<br />

<br />

Put that gaffe in her pussy<br />

Rip that bitch open wide<br />

Blood and guts spilling out<br />

Chop off her head with<br />

Your axe! <br />

<br />

Ed and Pam<br />

Are out still looking for<br />

Everyone<br />

<br />

They go into the garage<br />

Pam touches Sue's corpse<br />

And her head falls off<br />

<br />

Ed goes to the closet<br />

And finds the hanging<br />

Corpses his Dad left rotting<br />

<br />

Pam throws a piece of metal<br />

And hits him in the head<br />

She stabs him with<br />

A knife<br />

In the car to get away<br />

<br />

[Leads: Maniac Neil]<br />

<br />

But Dads on the roof<br />

Chopping with his axe<br />

Grabs Ed by the throat<br />

Pam burns his hand with<br />

A lighter<br />

<br />

The car starts<br />

Throwing Daddy<br />

Off the top<br />

He climbs on the back<br />

They back up<br />

Smash his body<br />

<br />

[Leads: Maniac Neil]<br />

<br />

Into the bricks<br />

His guts fly out<br />

Here comes a cop<br />

Chop off his leg with an axe!