Frightmare - Barbecutioner (Donny Don't Dance) lyrics
rate meDonny Kohler plays with fire, incinerates at a job he hates, watches things and people burn.<br />
Earns his asshole bosses scorn, just a heckled momma's boy, <br />
Lives in a big creepy house, finds his mother dead one night, then he cracks and goes insane.<br />
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Weeping, grieving, he hears voices whispering.<br />
Listens to loud disco, then he smokes a cig.<br />
The voices tell him "you can do whatever you want to do"<br />
"She's evil, must be purified, you're free and we are here now"<br />
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Inferno... inside his head, he constructs his own furnace room.<br />
To incinerate his victims and be one with the dead.<br />
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Cruising the streets for a mark, he picks up a broad at the flower store.<br />
Cons her back into the house, she wakes up suspended and chained to the floor.<br />
Naked and screaming her pleas, he douses her body with gasoline.<br />
Flamethrower burns her alive, she chars to a cinder as he gazes on.<br />
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Tormentor... he aches for more, stupid bitch stuck on the side of the road.<br />
Picks her up cuz she can't start her shitty 70's car.<br />
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Later, he goes to the store, kidnaps poor Linda, the uppity whore.<br />
She meets the Mother now rotten and green.<br />
Before being blackened and joining the family.<br />
Donny starts losing his shit, screams at the corpses "You are all bitches!"<br />
Dreams of an open beach grave, his zombified victims all pulling him into his doom.<br />
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[Lead: Grisly Adams]<br />
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Now Donny goes to church, lights a candle for his Mom.<br />
Steals holy water cuz he thinks it puts the fire out.<br />
Priest feeds him bullshit, says "Sorry" to his rotten Mom.<br />
Sprinkles holy water on her, calls his fag friend Bob.<br />
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He goes out, buys a suit, disco fashion purchased from a total gaywad.<br />
Meets his friend, at the discotech, he gets hit on by a chick in a red dress.<br />
Donny's pissed, he won't dance, every swinging dick is hitting on his board.<br />
She pulls him, and he flips his shit, candle smacks her head and bursts it into flames.<br />
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[Lead: Maniac Neil]<br />
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He picks up, two drunken chicks, it's party time back at Donny's house.<br />
Ties them up, all set to burn, but the priest and Bob come to fuck it all up.<br />
The girls escape but he fries the priest, then he congregates with all his new "Family".<br />
Now alive, they come for him, screaming murder, he envelopes them in flames.