Song by Phoebe Buffay<br /><br>
Three, four...<br>
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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,<br>
What are they feeding you?<br>
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat<br>
It's not your fault<br>
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They won't take you to the vet<br>
You're obviously not their favorite pet<br>
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,<br>
It's not your fault<br>
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You may not be a bed of roses<br>
You're not friend to those with noses<br>
I'll miss you before we're done<br>
Or the world will smell as one<br>
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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,<br>
What are they feeding you?<br>
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat<br>
It's not your fault<br>
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(Phoebe) Oh are we done?<br>
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One, two, what's that smell?<br>
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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,<br>
What are they feeding you?<br>
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat<br>
You're getting fat<br>
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I think that I'm gonna be sick<br>
It's your ears, and nose and pick<br>
Part of it, tempt me <br>
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One, two, what's that smell?<br>
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All the dogs in the neighborhood<br>
Are saying this for your own good<br>
What, you're fat, so you can't run<br>
No fun, I bet, No fun<br>
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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,<br>
Porno makes you eat like that<br>
I saw you in the shopping mall<br>
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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, <br>
It's not your fault, <br>
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, <br>
It's not your fault <br>
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,<br>
It's not your fault<br>
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We know what was in your food<br>
They say it might affect your mood<br>
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You smell like something dead (3x)<br>
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One, two, what's that smell?<br>
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(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song<br>
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