Freezepop - Do you like my Wang? lyrics

rate me

(k. crooker)

you whisper in my ear, “it’s time to go”

i grabbed you by the hand and wouldnt let it go

you wanna see it, and know the truth

but you hesitate a moment so your advances dont seem uncouth

your breath is hottt, caresses slow

my heart begins to race, i cannot let it show

you’ve heard about it, the rumor’s true

it’s 2 by 2 by 3 feet and it’s on the desk in front of you

do you like my wang?

you know you want to use it

do you like my wang?

please be gentle, dont abuse it

do you like my wang?

i took it out for you to see

do you like my wang?

8-bit plastic love machine

your train of thought derailed, nothing to say

you cant believe i’ve kept this secret locked away

you wanna touch it, and turn it on

so i quote you sexxxy lyrics from a classic 80’s journey song

“burning desire, feeding the fire”

i’ve sunk to new lows lyrically and things are dire

but you dont care, and make your move

i can see you’re blushing madly and your swooning means that you approve

do you like my wang?

you know you want to use it

do you like my wang?

please be gentle, dont abuse it

do you like my wang?

i took it out for you to see

do you like my wang?

8-bit plastic love machine

your touch is soft, you aim to please

you trace your fingers over worn qwerty keys

with tenderness, i touch your face

you look distracted while i hunger for your warm embrace

you’ve waited long enough, i cant say no

who am i to stop the infomation flow

the data flickers across the amber screen

my very own electric 8bit plastic love machine

do you like my wang?

you know you want to use it

do you like my wang?

please be gentle, dont abuse it

do you like my wang?

i took it out for you to see

do you like my wang?

8-bit plastic love machine